no the baby

4 Apr 2025 · (15 months ago) · Full Release

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no the baby is a short stealth horror game where you escape a kindergarten full of manipulative kids and an overworked teacher. Find items and solve puzzles to open the front door and get out of there for good!

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Developer: Egg, Erman Publisher: Egg and Erman

About

Genres

Adventure Indie Strategy

Game modes

Single-player

Developers

Egg Erman

Publishers

Egg and Erman

Keywords

Full controller support Family Sharing

About this game

You've had enough! Peter and the other kids are manipulative little goblins, and for some reason, the teacher is trying to catch YOU! This terror will never stop. There is only one solution. You have to escape. For good. Escape before your parents come to pick you up.

no the baby is a stealth-horror game about a child trying to escape a strange kindergarten filled with puzzles, oddities and annoying children.

Explore kindergarten

Find items

Solve puzzles

Run from teacher

Hate the Peter

Sneak around

Features some tunes

Crisp textures

Evil contraptions

"no, the baby. no the baby. no the, baby. no. the baby"

Trailers

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System requirements

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7 or newer Processor: Intel Core i5 and up Memory: 6 GB RAM Graphics: GTX 770 and up DirectX: Version 10 Storage: 800 MB available space Sound Card: Stereo